When a cute guy texts me

when an ugly guy texts meĀ 

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So I was in History the other day

  • Teacher: Right, we have a lot of work to do to get through everything about China, so let's get down to business.
  • Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: nothing

How I feel when I hear yet another bitch is talking shit about me

caution-huge-egos:

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"You’re Braver than you Beleive
Stronger than you Seem
and Smarter than you Think
- Christopher Robin"

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Me eating a potato:)